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It's a wonder she doesn't kill me in my sleep

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So, we're both feeling like crap. My lungs are bugging me from weeks with bronchitis and she has a massive headache. So, this is the exchange:

GF: "I need to put my head in a vice."

ME: "I don't have a vice big enough."

GF: "Are you saying I have a fat head?"

ME: "No... I'm saying I don't have a fat vice."

If you don't hear from me after a while, this might be why.

At least she laughed...