What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

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WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


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Under Construction... so where's my animated .gif?!


Ok, I have some time to work on this site now, so it's going to get messier before it gets pretty. If it ever gets pretty. (Like that site header up there. heh.) This might go easier if I had some design skills. I took graphic design and art classes... but I think they were about 20 years ago now.

Maybe I'll even be able to write some actual posts too!