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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:37:12 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>blog</title><subtitle>blog</subtitle><id>http://r3v.com/blog/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://r3v.com/blog/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://r3v.com/blog/atom.xml"/><updated>2010-08-23T03:51:42Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Hey, what's this song, Skynet?</title><category term="Apple"/><category term="misc"/><category term="music"/><category term="television"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/8/23/hey-whats-this-song-skynet.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/8/23/hey-whats-this-song-skynet.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-08-23T03:51:42Z</published><updated>2010-08-23T03:51:42Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>﻿﻿I really like how the current iPod Shuffles speak the name of the track using <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/voiceover.html">VoiceOver</a>.  I found I wanted the same feature in iTunes while working this morning, so I took 45 seconds and whipped up an <a href="http://developer.apple.com/applescript/">AppleScript</a> to do the same thing.</p>
<p>So, while iTunes is playing, I just bring up Google Quick Search Box (son of Quicksilver) and start typing "What track" and <em>Skynet</em> tells me.</p>
<p>Ok, I guess I have to explain the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skynet_(Terminator)">Skynet</a> thing? See, a while back I bought a third party ﻿Text To Speech voice ﻿from <a href="http://www.cereproc.com/products/voices">CereProc</a>.  The voice is called Heather and is Scottish.  It sounds vaguely like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Manson">Shirley Manson</a>.  Shirley Manson, in addition to being <span style="text-decoration: underline;">awesome</span>, is the lead singer of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_(band)">Garbage</a>.  More relevant to matters at hand, though, is that Shirley Manson played a terminator in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sarah_Connor_Chronicles">the Sarah Connor Chronicles</a>.</p>
<p>Where was I? Oh, yes... the script.</p>
<pre style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 41.6px; text-indent: -41.7px; font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Verdana;"><strong>﻿tell</strong> <span style="color: #1738f5;"><em>application</em></span> "iTunes"</pre>
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<p>Sometimes I forget how nifty AppleScript can be...</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>My Portrait by Audrey Bishop</title><category term="Art"/><category term="cool"/><category term="personal"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/7/12/my-portrait-by-audrey-bishop.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/7/12/my-portrait-by-audrey-bishop.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-07-13T04:43:02Z</published><updated>2010-07-13T04:43:02Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><a title="22/200 by 200 Portraits., on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/51206742@N04/4749875109/"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4115/4749875109_2b21e7176c_m.jpg" alt="My portrait." width="173" height="240" align="right" /></a>My twitterfriend and fellow skeptic, <a href="http://twitter.com/jillus">Jillus</a>, tweeted about an artist who's working on a project called <a href="http://200portraits.webs.com/">200 Portraits</a>.</p>
<p>The premise is as simple as the title, really.  Audrey, the artist, planned to complete 200 portraits. All she needed were subjects, really. (Though I think she could probably use a paypal donation or two as well.) So, she asked people to send pictures.</p>
<p>I took a look at <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/51206742@N04/">her work</a> on the project so far, and liked it. I've never had a portrait done, (besides self-portraits and theme park characterturists﻿), so, with that in mind, I sent her my favorite photo of <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xt0ph3r/3823893916/in/set-72157600230052480/">myself</a>.</p>
<p>I really quite like the result, though I think I look a little more irritated than usual.</p>
<p>What? I'm not <em>always</em> irritated! Am not! You know what? <em>Piss off!</em></p>
<p>Er... Anyway, as of this post, Audrey is only on 28 out of two hundred, so she might still need pictures and therefore there might still be time to get a very cool portrait AND help out an artist. <a href="http://200portraits.webs.com/">Check out her site</a>.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>I Ain't Afraid Of No Ghost... but a MILLION at TAM8?!</title><category term="ghosts"/><category term="skepticism"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/7/4/i-aint-afraid-of-no-ghost-but-a-million-at-tam8.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/7/4/i-aint-afraid-of-no-ghost-but-a-million-at-tam8.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-07-04T21:30:27Z</published><updated>2010-07-04T21:30:27Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>They're mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore. Apparently.</p>
<p>"For too long, paranormal skeptics have mocked people with a curiosity about ghosts, spirits and the afterlife," proclaims someone on the internet who calls himself <strong>Doc Paranormal</strong>. (<em>For the record, Doc Paranormal sounds like a cheap rip off of Dr. Strange. Marvel lawyers should look into this.</em>) "The Million Ghost March has been conceived as an opportunity to turn the tables on these unimaginative naysayers. It is a march to defy logic," he continues.<sup>[1]</sup></p>
<p>This "event" is to be held during <a href="http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/amazing-meeting.html">TAM8</a>, the annual skeptic's conference in Las Vegas. Apparently, in 2008, they held the first Million Ghost March, also during TAM. It is said that it was so successful that TAM had to change venues the following year! Now, I was at TAM6 and the only spirits I came in contact with were of the distilled variety.</p>
<p>Say, can poltergeists cause hangovers?</p>
<p>"Perhaps fearful of another Million Ghost March, skeptics are holding this year’s convention at the little-known South Point Hotel &amp; Casino." Hah. We faked 'em out good. We moved it LAST year. It took them over a year to track us down, apparently. Maybe they should hire some dowsers or something.</p>
<p>According to another release, Doc Abnormal states, "Yes indeed, ladies and gents–as of July 1st, an amazing 923,985 spirits have signed on to participate in the 2010 Million Ghost March﻿."<sup>[2]</sup></p>
<p><strong><em>923,985</em></strong><em>! Holy ectoplasm, Dr. Venkman, that's a lot of slimers!</em></p>
<p>Or not, if you think about it. Consider how many people have been alive and now aren't. Doc Abnormal﻿ can't get more than a million? I'd think if we're going to be impressed, we're going to need numbers a lot higher than that. (Not to mention some proof.) The number IS up from the last event in 2009 though. They had only 870,000 that year. The Doc reckons that it's because this year it's a multi-venue even, and the ghosts can "demonstrate in the communities they currently haunt, rather than <span style="text-decoration: underline;">traveling</span> to Las Vegas."<sup>[2]</sup> Really? Ghosts have travel issues? Visa problems or just busy schedules?</p>
<p>"Only mad dogs and paranormal skeptics would attend a convention in <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Las Vegas’s blazing July heat</span>."<sup>[2]</sup> Oh, I see. Ghosts don't have <em>air conditioning</em>.</p>
<p>Well, at least the have some big names. "Many celebrity ghosts have committed to the Million Ghost March, including the recently-deceased Michael Jackson, Ronnie James Dio and Brittany Murphy.﻿﻿"<sup>[2]</sup></p>
<p>What? No Patrick Swayze? Would that be too on the nose?</p>
<p style="font-size: 9px;">Sorry, I'm not linking to that crap, but here's some reference URLs:<br />[1] http://www.ghostvillage.com/news/2010/news_06142010.shtml<br />[2] http://www.askdocparanormal.com/?p=1200</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Accuracy Is Important</title><category term="misc"/><category term="thoughts"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/6/12/accuracy-is-important.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/6/12/accuracy-is-important.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-06-12T02:39:56Z</published><updated>2010-06-12T02:39:56Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Verity. It's not just for pedants any more.</p>
<p>Yesterday, I got into a small difference of opinion with Tim Buckley via Twitter. He draws the popular web comic <a href="http://www.cad-comic.com/">Ctrl+Alt+Del</a>. I've been reading Tim's comics for years and they're pretty enjoyable. Usually his work is about the shenanigans of his characters, video game jokes or some such similar fodder.</p>
<p><img style="float: right;" src="http://r3v.com/resource/CAD20100611.jpg?fileId=7306145" border="0" alt="CAD20100611.jpg" width="300" height="198" /><span style="font-size: 12px;">On Friday, he posted a comic about the <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100610/ap_on_hi_te/us_at_t_ipad_data_breach">AT&amp;T security breach</a> in which hackers obtained the email addresses &amp; ICC-IDs of a ton of iPad 3G owners. Click the comic to go to the CAD site and read it full sized. ﻿</span></p>
<p>This is, of course, an analogy to the BP oil spill in the Gulf. The comic has what I feel to be a pretty egregious error in it though. The pipe that's leaking emails is labelled Apple. This is highly misleading and implies the blame belongs to Apple.</p>
<p>I decided to point that out to him via Twitter. He wasn't very receptive to my commentary, but not because he disagreed about my point necessarily. It seems that he just disagreed whether or not it mattered.</p>
<p>Here's the conversation...</p>
<blockquote>
<p><strong>@r3v:</strong> @timcad That pipeline in today's CAD should say "AT&amp;T" you know...</p>
<p><strong>@TimCAD:</strong> @r3v Not really. Their vulnerabilities caused the leak to happen, but the leaked emails were still iPad owners, not general AT&amp;T customers</p>
<p><strong>@r3v:</strong> @TimCAD That's a strange conclusion. AT&amp;T is what leaked, not Apple or the iPad. In this scenario, if the data is the oil, AT&amp;T is BP.</p>
<p><strong>@TimCAD:</strong> @r3v You're mistaken. iPad owner account emails are what leaked. The cause of the leak is irrelevant to the image.</p>
<p><strong>@r3v:</strong> @TimCAD Right... the iPad owner account emails are what leaked. The oil. AT&amp;T is the pipe they leaked from.</p>
<p><strong>@TimCAD:</strong> @r3v The pipe is just a pipe... it carries oil (or in this case, email addresses). Who the pipe belongs to is still not relevant to the joke</p>
<p><strong>@TimCAD:</strong> @r3v It's what's in the pipe that matters and that's what is displayed in the comic.</p>
<p><strong>@r3v:</strong> @TimCAD I get your joke. But it's also commentary, even if inadvertent, which is why I wish your analogy was accurate.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The conversation stopped there. Possibly because, like myself, he had figured out that we weren't going to convince each other of anything or he got bored. Who knows. It's pretty clear we weren't getting anywhere, though.</p>
<p>So, while I have an obvious bias towards Apple and prefer not to see it get undeserved bad press (hey, there's times we deserve it), it's the conversation that I find interesting. He said, "[i]t's what's in the pipe that matters and that's what is displayed in the comic." But the pipe <em>itself</em> is also displayed in the comic, and it's clearly labelled... and it's clearly labelled <em>incorrectly</em>.</p>
<p>I think it's interesting that he didn't care that he had something blatantly wrong because it wasn't the point, or joke, he was trying to make. Even intended as humor, the comic is commentary, and it's inaccuracy turns it from a joke to a lie. That kind of thing bums me out.</p>
<p>Accuracy is important.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Everybody Draw Mohammed Day</title><category term="rants"/><category term="thoughts"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/5/20/everybody-draw-mohammed-day.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/5/20/everybody-draw-mohammed-day.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-05-20T19:47:03Z</published><updated>2010-05-20T19:47:03Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>If you don't know what <em>Everybody Draw Mohammed Day</em> is about, then try <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&amp;client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=Everybody+Draw+Mohammed+Day&amp;btnG=Search&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=&amp;aql=&amp;oq=&amp;gs_rfai=">Google</a> or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everybody_Draw_Mohammed_Day">Wikipedia</a>.</p>
<p>You can not earn respect through violence and intimidation. It just doesn't work. It makes things worse and on the internet, it makes things <em>exponentially</em> worse and it does it at an incredible speed. This is something that the extremists do not understand. They probably never will.</p>
<p>It's a shame that there are so many peaceful muslims the world over who will be insulted or offended by this day. It's a shame that I have friends who may be personally offended by my involvement. It's a shame that this sort of thing divides rather than unites.</p>
<p>So, why be a part of this? Why contribute to this blatantly disrespectful act? Because I feel like we have no other choice.﻿ I think it's the only way to clearly demonstrate that we will not be silenced by threats of violence and fear-mongering. By terrorism.</p>
<p>It seems self-evident to me, but it still must be said: I will not be governed by your religion.</p>
<p>With that, and all due apologies to my muslim friends and the three stooges, I present my <em>Everybody Draw Mohammed Day﻿</em> picture:</p>
<p><a href="http://yfrog.com/133iap"><img style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" src="http://img39.yfrog.com/img39/7825/3ia.png" border="0" alt="Everybody Draw Mohammed Day" width="450" height="338," /></a></p>
<p>Cheers.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Ebert vs All Gamers Everywhere Ever (I guess)</title><category term="games"/><category term="misc"/><category term="thoughts"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/24/ebert-vs-all-gamers-everywhere-ever-i-guess.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/24/ebert-vs-all-gamers-everywhere-ever-i-guess.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-04-24T05:51:21Z</published><updated>2010-04-24T05:51:21Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Once upon a time <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Ebert">Roger Ebert</a> said something along the lines of "video games can never be art". I don't remember anybody caring, but I also don't remember hearing about it at the time﻿. Then again, I don't even know when it happened. I think this was before Twitter took over the world, thus enabling us to hear about everything instantly and get all riled up within seconds.</p>
<p>Fast forward. <a href="http://www.kelleesantiago.com/">Kellee Santiago﻿</a> gives a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9y6MYDSAww&amp;">TED talk</a> in 2009 about how video games can, in fact, be art. The talk makes it's way to Mr. Ebert's inbox about a year later. He watches it and decides to <a href="http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2010/04/video_games_can_never_be_art.html">expand on his original statemen</a>t, sticking to his guns. Ms. Santiago﻿ then <a href="http://kotaku.com/5520437/my-response-to-roger-ebert-video-game-skeptic">offers a rebuttal</a> via an open-letter posted to Kotaku. <span style="font-size: 10px;">(*</span><a style="font-size: 10px;" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/22/going-gawker-less.html">spit</a><span style="font-size: 10px;">*)</span></p>
<p>Somewhere along the way gamers flipped the fuck out.</p>
<p>In their somewhat indirect exchange, both Ebert and Santiago are civil. It comes as no surprise to any one, though, that much of the internet had a considerably less controlled response. Gamers slid down their batpoles, grabbed torches and pitchforks and set out to lynch Mr. Ebert post-haste.﻿ (Hey, I bet that's gonna be great for our image!) Instead of attacking his statements, of course, most attack the man. I suppose torches and pitchforks﻿ are better suited to ad hominem than intellectual discourse.</p>
<p>At least it wasn't railguns and crowbars, I suppose.</p>
<p>While I disagree with Roger Ebert's views on movies often enough (I was more of a Gene Siskel fan back in the day), I also agree with him on other stuff, and I do like and respect the man. I was bummed that the vitriol from gamers was the <em>chorus</em> of the response though, and not just a few off-key warblers making us look bad. Bummed, but not surprised.</p>
<p>It really doesn't matter that he's wrong though. (And <em>oh he is</em>, but more on that in sec.) He's admitted to never playing video games. He's not an game critic.﻿ He's not in a position of political power. Art is subjective. It's just an opinion. So, he doesn't think that your hobby or maybe even career is art. <em>So what? </em>Do you think criticizing movies is art? (Hint: I don't care about your opinion on that either.)</p>
<p>I summed up my initial reaction on <a href="http://twitter.com/r3v/status/12600377516">Twitter</a> thusly:</p>
<blockquote style="border-left-width: 4px; border-left-style: solid; border-left-color: #777777; margin-left: 34px; padding-left: 10px;">
<p>So @ebertchicago is wrong about video games. So what? Lots of people I respect are wrong about stuff.﻿</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The most interesting part of this whole thing, though, is the debate itself. This little dust-up has spawned some interesting conversation in some of the more rational corners of the web. Gamers debating gamers on the concept of art. That's pretty cool.</p>
<p>Funny enough, neither of the original debators really did a good job of arguing on behalf of either side. Ebert dismissed the entire medium and never <em>really</em> explained it except pointing out that checkers and chess are not art. Santiago <em>parried</em>, but never delivered the <em>riposte</em>. Also, neither of them defined art.</p>
<p>Here's where I wuss out and skip defining art too, by the way.</p>
<p>What I will point out, however, is that games <em>contain</em> art. Writing can be art. Sculpting and painting can be art. Animation can be art. Acting can be art. Cinematography and direction can be art. Music can be art. Video games contain all these things and more. <em>By that alone</em>, I think it's clear that games can be art.</p>
<p>Beyond that, it's important to recognize that video games are a whole new medium and can be more than the sum of it's parts. The medium deserves judging on it's own right. How do you judge or critque something that's subjective unless you have actually subjected youself to it?</p>
<p>You can't.</p>
<p>Game over.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Fraiser Would Not Watch This Network</title><category term="news"/><category term="political"/><category term="television"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/23/fraiser-would-not-watch-this-network.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/23/fraiser-would-not-watch-this-network.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-04-23T18:25:13Z</published><updated>2010-04-23T18:25:13Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Finally.</p>
<p>Finally, someone is willing to stand up and speak out against <em>flightless birds</em>, <em>baby carrots</em> and <em>left-handed scissors</em>*.</p>
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<p>In case you didn't watch the video, apparently Kelsey is also mad about <em>big government</em>, <em>taxes</em> and <em>overspending</em>. (He's also against celebrity magicians... I think Penn should have a word with him.)</p>
<p>This video is about the launch of a new channel who's programming skews right. They're calling it RightNetwork. There are lots of liberal-leaning news networks, so adding one more to the conservative column isn't exactly going to cause any problems. I like balance, so this may even be a good thing. Also, you have to admit, they put the bias right there in the name instead of calling it something more "patriotic" or "freedom" based. (I tend to get a wee bit miffed when the far-right, or any group really, wrap themselves in the flag and imply that people who disagree with their point of view are un-American.)</p>
<p>Unless of course this turns out to be nothing but the far-right nutjobs... I'm sure "TeaBagTV" is still available if that's the case.</p>
<p><sub>* "Ha Ha! Screw you, lefties!" Subtle! ;)</sub></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Going Gawker-less</title><category term="news"/><category term="thoughts"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/22/going-gawker-less.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/22/going-gawker-less.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-04-22T18:35:13Z</published><updated>2010-04-22T18:35:13Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Engadget and Gizmodo have been banished from my newsfeeds for a while now. <a href="http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/">ars technica</a> and <a href="http://www.slashgear.com/">SlashGear</a> replaced them a while ago. I'm even happier for it after the whole Gizmodo/Gawker/iPhone drama.</p>

<p>My own corporate-related biases aside (and as always, I only speak for myself here or on twitter), I find the whole thing to be morally reprehensible. If you don't know what I am talking about, then read <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/technology/ihnatko/2178822,ihnatko-apple-iphone-engadget-gizmodo.article">Andy Ihnatko's article about what happened</a>. If you're interested in the legality of the matter, then check out <a href="http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/why-apple-could-sue-gawker-over-lost-iphone-story/19447570/">this article on DailyFincance.com</a>. John Gruber sums it up well <a href="http://daringfireball.net/2010/04/gizmodo_prototype_iphone">here</a> as well. Especially that last part.</p>

<p>Anyway...</p>

<p>You know when you open the fridge and there's a gag-inducing odor emanating from inside? Like something died in there? Then, you locate the culprit and dispose of it with fire but can still smell the horrible funk? Like somehow that bad egg convinced the milk, vegetables and left-over pizza to all "go rogue" too? </p>

<p>Yeah, so...</p>

<p>The poor ethics of Jason Chen and Brian Lam at Gizmodo and Nick Denton at Gawker have tainted all of the Gawker blogs for me at this point. It may not be fair that their stink has infected Kotaku, io9, Jalopnik and Lifehacker... but it's there. I can smell it. My nose wrinkles when I visit those sites and see the Gawker logo. Even when I download the RSS feeds there's a still a whiff of Gawker's foul stank embedded in the xml.</p>

<p>It's a shame, since I was a regular reader of Kotaku and io9.</p> 

<p><a href="http://www.1up.com/">1UP</a> and <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/">Joystiq</a> are battling it out to be the main replacement for Kotaku. I'm in no rush to declare one of them my "go to" site yet. (I'm sure they are relieved.)</p>

<p>Losing io9 bums me out though. True, I get most of that news from <a href="http://www.ifanboy.com/">iFanboy</a>, <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/">/Film</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/">TV Squad</a>, etc. However, it was one of the few blogs I followed that was more about a genre than a specific medium. I liked that.</p> 

<p>Oh well, maybe the funk will fade over time. For now, though, it's time to open a window.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Backyard: Before and After (for now)</title><category term="home"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/10/backyard-before-and-after-for-now.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/4/10/backyard-before-and-after-for-now.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-04-10T21:44:01Z</published><updated>2010-04-10T21:44:01Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>When we bought the house, one of the funnier/scarier things was the patio cover which we affectionately named <em>The Deathtrap</em>. (Yes, capital <em>The</em>.) The thing was constructed of 4x4 posts with 2x4 studs in between on one "wall" and plastic and roofing material on top. With the slightest amount of force, the whole contraption would sway since it wasn't attached to the house. It was seriously scary. Scary enough that a city inspector said if we didn't get rid of it, we'd get cited for it.  Fortunately, getting rid of it was already a priority. It fell under the "not getting crushed to death" category.</p>

<p>We replaced the deathtrap with a lovely gazebo and patio set.</p>

<p>Another problem was the back fence. It was engaged in a life or death war with the combined forces of gravity and wind. Recognizing it's (probable) years of service, we pulled it out of duty and installed a new front line. (Have a I beat this metaphor to death yet? Yeah, thought so.)</p>

<p>The next thing was the lawn.  We unanimously decided that cracked dirt and weeds wasn't the look we were going for, so we got the sprinklers fixed and fresh sod laid down. World of difference. Maybe it's because I'm a suburbs kid, but there's something about a lush lawn in the backyard that changes everything. </p>

<p>Here's a panoramic from just after we moved in...</p>

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xt0ph3r/4508955758/sizes/l/in/set-72157623826380756/" title="Backyard from NE corner, in the beginning by r3v || cls, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/4508955758_586cda1290.jpg" width="500" height="119" alt="Backyard from NE corner, in the beginning" /></a>

<p>And here's another form the same spot after the aforementioned work...</p>

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xt0ph3r/4508315713/sizes/l/in/set-72157623826380756/" title="The new fence, lawn and gazebo by r3v || cls, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2082/4508315713_33458eae4d.jpg" width="500" height="141" alt="The new fence, lawn and gazebo" /></a>

<p>We have a lot more work we want to do. A small space for gardening, a hedge along side the outside side fence for privacy and a bit of a sound barrier, and some nicer trees are just a few of the things we're planning. There are more <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xt0ph3r/sets/72157623826380756/">yard shots on flickr</a>, including <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xt0ph3r/4508958348/in/set-72157623826380756/">the lights we strung up in the gazebo</a>.</p>

<p>All in time.</p>

<p>And money.</p>
]]></content></entry><entry><title>Roomba vs Black Patterns in Rug...</title><category term="black"/><category term="carpet"/><category term="dark"/><category term="fix"/><category term="home"/><category term="personal"/><category term="robot"/><category term="roomba"/><category term="rugs"/><category term="vacuum"/><id>http://r3v.com/blog/2010/2/20/roomba-vs-black-patterns-in-rug.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://r3v.com/blog/2010/2/20/roomba-vs-black-patterns-in-rug.html"/><author><name>r3v</name></author><published>2010-02-20T19:52:58Z</published><updated>2010-02-20T19:52:58Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xt0ph3r/4373770716/" title="Roomba Vs Black Carpets/Rugs by r3v || cls, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2728/4373770716_34afd58249_m.jpg" width="180" height="240" alt="Roomba Vs Black Carpets/Rugs" /></a>
</span></span>We bought our Roomba not long before we bought our house. We used it to do a lot of vacuuming in the townhouse and it made the move-out clean easy enough that it was worth it just for that.</p>

<p>Well, when we moved in to the new house, we had hardwood floors put in. The poor Roomba got sent to the benches with nothing to clean.</p>

<p>Flash forward, we finally bought some area rugs for the living room and hallways. So, we decided to call the vacuum robot back into action. Unfortunately, when Annette tried to get the little guy to go, he refused at first. Then on another attempt he started acting a little paranoid and schizophrenic.</p>

<p>These rugs interesting mix of colors and patterns including a big black spiral. Well, it turns out that Roombas don't like dark rugs. It screws with their edge detection sensors that keep it from driving off a cliff. Since we don't have any cliffs, I decided to look into hacking it. Two seconds on Google, and I was reading about others who had the same problem and the solution. </p>

<p><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/xt0ph3r/4373770612/" title="Roomba Vs Black Carpets/Rugs by r3v || cls, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2672/4373770612_1ba0495762_m.jpg" width="240" height="180" alt="Roomba Vs Black Carpets/Rugs" /></a></span></span>To trick your Roomba into working on dark carpets and rugs, just apply clear packing tape over the four sensor wells in the front of the unit.</p>

<p>It really was just that easy. Our Roomba is one of the older, cheaper models but it seems like the current nicer models have the same issue as well. I wonder if the folks at <a href="http://www.irobot.com/">iRobot</a> are working on a more elegant solution for future models?</p>
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