What? EMAIL? THAT'S SO last decade!

Ok, fine. You can email me. Use the form over there on the right.

WARNING: If you spam me, I'm going to hunt down everyone you've ever known and loved and tell them that you are a dirty, rotten spammer. And you smell.


123 Street Avenue, City Town, 99999

(123) 555-6789



You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab.
Link to read me page with more information.


Filtering by Tag: comedy

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits


One of my favorite people of all time, George Carlin, has died. He's had his share of health problems, so while it's not the biggest surprise ever... I feel a bit like I've been hit by a truck. Seriously. George Carlin was one of my heroes. No exaggeration.

I'm glad we got a chance to see him a couple years ago in Vegas. I had never seen him in person before, so it was really a lifelong dream come to fruition. I'm not generally affected by celebrity deaths, in fact... almost never. George, though... fuck.

So, to remember him, I leave you with the Seven Words You Can't Say On TV: