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I'm r3v. Other known aliases: cls, xt0ph3r, reverend, Zero Division, RevK, Kambei, revcls, warpath, Snide, Iceman, Peloquin and, uh… Chris.

I love comic books, games, movies, books, good TV and sometimes bad TV. Soccer is the only sport that matters. (#RCTID#BAONPDX) Hockey is okay too, I guess.

I am a skeptic, an atheist and a humanist. Science is the key to everything.

I hate anti-vaxxers, the NRA, moon-landing-deniers, and the seattle sounders. And sounders fans.

I tweet more than I blog, I occasionally instagram, and I rarely tumble. I sometimes facebook too, but I'm not linking that here.