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The Church of $cientology is an evil cult. If you're interested in why they should be despised, then you should check out Operation Clambake.

In 2008, Anon hacked the cult, took some of their internal documents and released them to the wild. (You might not approve of such activity, but sometimes problems need a Chaotic Good approach.) At any rate, the documents are out in the wild now and the cult can't whack-a-mole them all. To that end, in 2008, I vowed to mirror these documents as long as I have a space to do so.

If you're interested in reading any of it, I present this warning:  It's insanely tedious and tediously insane. The rambling writings of Hubbard are hard enough to get through, but the actual documentation regarding how the church works is a whole different level of batshit. If you read too much of this stuff, I expect you might actually go insane.

If you want just a taste of the crazy, I have some recommendations: ADMIN_DICTIONARY.pdf and Technical_Dictionary.pdf are over 900 pages of $cientology, Dianetics and related terms. It's probably required that you have these, were you to actually try to decipher any of the madness on a serious level. AXIOMS_OF_SCIENTOLOGY.pdf and ADVANCED_PROCEDURES_AND_AXIOMS.pdf are glorious, bite-sized chunks of crazy. They would make amazing fortune cookie fortunes. Grade_Chart_1974.pdf, ORGBOARDS.pdf, and The_OTs_LEVELS.pdf are all good glimpses of the organization.

Full list of files below.

Remember, kids:

I will not always be here on guard.
The stars twinkle in the Milky Way
And the wind sighs for songs
Across the empty fields of a planet
A Galaxy away.
You won’t always be here. But before you go,
Whisper this to your sons And their sons —
“The work was free. Keep it so.”
— L. RON HUBBARD
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1950_53.PDF 2.6M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol I 1950-1953"
1954_56.PDF 3.6M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol II 1954-1956"
1957_59.PDF 2.7M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol III 1957-1959"
1960_61.PDF 2.2M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol IV 1960-1961"
1962_64.PDF 2.7M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol V 1962-1964"
1965_69.PDF 2.4M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol VI 1965-1969"
1970_71.PDF 2.2M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol VII 1970-1971"
1972_76.PDF 2.1M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol VIII 1972-1976"
1976_78.PDF 2.4M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol XI 1976-1978"
1978_79.PDF 2.2M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol XII 1978-1979"
1980_84.PDF 2.4M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Vol XVI 1980-1984"
A_NEW_SLANT_ON_LIFE.pdf 117K "Scientology: A New Slant on Life" ... No kidding.
ADMIN_DICTIONARY.pdf 5.0M A fascinating list of Scientology terms. Very bizarre.
ADVANCED_PROCEDURES_AND_AXIOMS.pdf 161K An advanced guide for "auditors" and a list of advanced axioms.
ALL_ABOUT_RADIATION.doc 281K "All About Radiation by a Nuclear Physicist and a Medical Doctor". MS Word.
ASSISTS_HANDBOOK.pdf 601K Handbook for dealing with mental and physical problems. Scary.
Auditing_Series_1965-1975_1.pdf 3.5M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology Auditing Series Vol IX 1965-1975"
AXIOMS_OF_SCIENTOLOGY.pdf 36K The axioms of Scientology. It's all clear now.
BOOK_OF_CASE_REMEDIES.pdf 160K "A Manual Covering Preclear Difficulties and Their Remedies"
CHILD_DIANETICS.pdf 281K "Dianetics Processing for Children." Only slightly terrifying.
CS_Series_1970-1976.pdf 2.6M "The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology C/S Series Vol X 1970-1976"
Grade_Chart_1970.pdf 4.0M "Classification Gradation and Awareness Chart of Levels and Certificates"
Grade_Chart_1974.pdf 3.0M "The Bridge to a New World". An updated chart.
Management_Series_1_txt.pdf 1.4M "HCO" Policy letters. These are scary.
Management_Series_2_txt.pdf 1.6M "HCO" Policy letters. These are scary.
MGMT_SERIES_1970-74.pdf 1.3M Batshit.
OEC1_txt.pdf 1.4M "The Organization Executive Course"
OEC2.pdf 1.3M "The Organization Executive Course"
OEC3_txt.pdf 903K "The Organization Executive Course"
OEC4_txt.pdf 1.6M "The Organization Executive Course"
OEC5.pdf 1.1M "The Organization Executive Course"
OEC6_txt.pdf 1.9M "The Organization Executive Course"
OEC7_txt.pdf 1.9M "The Organization Executive Course"
ORGBOARDS.pdf 272K "...diagrams of major Scientology Organizing Boards used between 1961 and 1976..."
Technical_Dictionary.pdf 1.5M Another Scientology dictionary.
The_OTs_LEVELS.pdf 17M The Operating Thetan levels.